Thought I saw a mouse in the garage the other day so I put out two glue traps. Went to check this morning and saw a mouse just chillin with his face stuck in the glue. I went to pick up the trap and Mickey started squirming scaring me half to death.

Eventually I got the trap out to the center of the garage to show Todd when he came over to run, etc. I was going to just throw Mickey away but he looked thirsty. I poured a mysterious liquid on him but it loosened the glue and off he went into the yard. I couldn’t let him get away so I started chasing him with a baseball bat. Long story short - Mickey is dead. He was lying in the street peacefully until a gigantic combine truck came by and ran him over. He has definitely had a very bad day. For all the people out there thinking their day has gone horribly wrong - just think of Mickey.