Jul 13
Weird post about Boobs
To all the dads in the world with very young (younger than 5) daughters… Here is a discussion that just took place a couple days ago.
Lexi (5 yr. old) - Mommy I am not going to school next year.
Devin - Why not Lexi?
Lexi - Well, I was thinking and I decided I am not going to school until I get some boobs.
Devin - (Laughing uncontrollably) Lexi, You are 5 and no one in your class is going to have boobs.
Lexi - Yes they are. Everyone in school has boobs - haven’t you seen High School Musical?
Devin - Your not in high school - you will be in kindergarten.
Lexi - Well I guess I will go but I really need some boobs.
Are you serious? I don’t know if that is funny or if it scares me out of my mind. Perry, Todd, and all the other guys with young daughters like me - I think we need a support group immediately!
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I can only imagine what you’re going through. I’m here for you man.
Good thing they aren’t a requirement for kindergarten- that would be messed up.
oh my goodness…this is one of the funniest things i think i have ever heard!
I had the same conversation with my parents when I was going into Kindergarden…so I understand what Lexi means…
I am baptist…so I’m not aloud to type the word (boobs) without receiving a spanking from the deacons. Funny story, dude.
I can relate. When Jessica was about 5 or 6 she wanted a “Bay Watch” swimming suit. Her grandma bought her one. I saw her in the bathroom looking at herself in her new swimming suit with a confused look. I asked what was wrong. She said she didn’t look like the lifeguards on the tv show. Her swimsuit was missing a couple of things!!
It is going to be tough being a daddy to two baby girls!