Just found out that my neighborhood is having a dog show!

I have never heard of that in my entire life, but I bet it will be hilarious. Hopefully, Einstein (my golden retreiver) won’t eat the other dogs in the contest. That wouldn’t be a good way to make a good first impression.

I also don’t want any Lady and the Tramp action happening. A sad dog staring out the window all the time - would drive me insane.