Today I had a conversation with a very interesting homeless guy.  Here’s the funny part.  After I listened to all the things he thought was wrong with the world - he asked me about my “job”.  I told him that I was the Pastor of a church in the area. 

He started laughing.  Then he said, “no really, you’re obviously not a REAL pastor - why are you trying to trick me?” 

After that remark, the conversation was over